Location: Southern Africa
Capital: Lusaka
Population: 11,668,000
Ethnic Groups: 99% Niggers
GDP (Total): $13.025 Billion
GDP (Per Capita):$1,000
Main Industries: Jenkem
What is now known as Zambia was inhabited since Biblical times
by successive tribes of barbaric, uncivilized niggers, such as the
Khoisan, Tonga and Nkoya. Portuguese explorer Francisco de
Lacerda was the first European to visit the area, in the 18th
century. David Livingstone explored the area in the 1850s, and in
thr late 19th century, the British South Africa Company colonized
the area under the leadership of explorer Cecil Rhodes. It would
come to be known as Northern Rhodesia.
Northern Rhodesia was a prosperous, British, white-ruled colony as
part of the Federation of Rhodesia and Nyasaland. The niggers,
however, started their inevitable niggerwhine and told whitey "GIBS
MUH DATT". After years of chimpouts and nigger bullshit, the
British gave up and Northern Rhodesia became independent as
the Republic of Zambia. Despite the fact that Zambia is very rich
in minerals, the niggers, once again, turned a functional country
into a living hell of poverty, violence and decay. However, they
did succeed in creating the most important invention in nigger
history: Jenkem.
YES, ZAMBIA INVENTED JENKEM. For those of you who are
on the internet now for the first time ever, jenkem is a way
to get high which consists of putting excrement in a bottle, letting
it ferment and then huffing the ensuing gasses to get high. Here's
an excerpt on jenkem from the BBC:
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They are manufacturing "Jenkem", a disgusting, noxious mixture made from fermented sewage. It is cheap, potent and very popular among the thousands of street-children in Lusaka. When they cannot afford glue or are too scared to steal petrol, these youngsters turn to Jenkem as a way of getting high. "It lasts about an hour", says one user, 16-year-old Luke Mpande, who prefers Jenkem to other substances. "With glue, I just hear voices in my head. But with Jenkem, I see visions. I see my mother who is dead and I forget about the problems in my life." |
Zambia's only invention, and main industry.
LOL!!1! Leave it to the wild, feral niggers to suddenly become
brilliant inventors when it comes to finding a way, any way, of getting
fucked up, even if it means inhaling the gas from your own
fermented feces. Not surprisingly, Zambia is your typical African
failed nation. Poverty and crime are rampant. Per Capita income
for Zambian niggers is half of what it was when the country
became independent (so how's life without YT working out, coons?)
More than one in seven adults in Zambia has AIDS, and life
expectancy hovers around 42 years. According to aid organization
Avert, the first case of AIDS in Zambia was reported in 1984. Just
one year later, 18% of hospital patients in the capital were HIV
positive! LOL NIGGERS!!
In conclusion, Zambia = EPIC FAIL.
Sources: Wikipedia, CIA World Factbook, BBC, Avert.org
