Sudan

Location: Northeast Africa
Capital: Khartoum
Population: 40,218,455
Ethnic/Racial Groups: 52% Regular Niggers, 39% Arabic-Speaking Niggers (NOT real Arabs, for the most part)
GDP (Total): $107.8 billion
GDP Per Capita: $2,522 (ranked 134th)
Major Industries: Oil, minerals, bongo parties, terrorism




Sudan, the largest country in Africa, was closely linked to Egypt in antiquity, around 8000 BC (which means Sudan wasn't always overrun with niggers). A civilization known as the Kush populated northeast Sudan around the 8th century BC, but this had little to do with the apes who inhabit Sudan in modern times. Eventually Northern Sudan, which was dominated by humans, became niggerfuxated
by the niggers from Southern Sudan. In 1820, Egypt conquered the country, and in 1882 the British invaded the country to establish order. During the Mahdist Revolt, crazy Muslim niggers chimped out and pwned the British. But the Brits came back and in 1899 re-conquered Sudan and shared control over it with Egypt, establishing the Anglo-Egyptian Sudan.

The British ruled Sudan as two colonies: the Muslim north, and the 'Christian' south (although southern Sudan has many "Christian" niggers, most follow "indigenous beliefs", more commonly known as ju-ju and black magic). In 1954, Egypt and Britain agreed to grant Sudan independence starting on January 1st, 1956. A year before independence became effective, a civil war broke out between northern and southern Sudan. Since then, Sudan's history has largely been one long, bloody bongo party. This first civil war ended in 1972, but another bongo party began in 1983 and
only ended in 2005. And this isn't even the Darfur conflict  'm talking about, this is just the civil wars between north and south, which have taken up 41 out of Sudan's 52 years as an independent nation.



This hideous ape from Sudan is supposed to be a "model". A model
for what? The zoo?


So what is the difference between the apes in northern Sudan and the ones in the south? Well, in the north, they're Muslim and speak Arabic, and the ones in the south are Christian or "animist". However, they are practically all niggers. The media tries to portray the conflicts in Sudan as Arab vs Black, when in reality, it's NIGGER VS NIGGER. The by now well-known conflict in Darfur is also between Arabic speaking niggers and the regular niggers who inhabit that western area of Sudan. The Sudanese government, which is mostly Arabic - nigger, supports the  Janjaweed militias, which want to impose Islamic law on the Darfur niggers. For some reason, the rest of the world is supposed to care about this latest chimpout. The reason for that could be Sudan's recently gained status as an oil exporter. As it turns out, Sudan has large oil reserves, and control over this relatively new oil wealth may be behind many of the brutalities the Sudanese niggers inflict on each other. The Chinese, for example, have been smart: they buy Sudan's oil, and don't say anything about Darfur, because they don't give a shit about yard apes killing each other. They just want that sweet, sweet crude. The West, however, is hampered by white guilt, so we have to cry and gnash our teeth about the poor hungry niggers in Sudan.

Sudan has also been a longtime base of operations for terrorists. Osama Bin Laden himself lived in Sudan from 1992 to 1996, until the niggers got scared over being bombed because of him and kicked him out. Despite all this, Sudanese niggers continue to elicit misguided compassion from bleeding hearts everywhere. The saps who continue to scream about how "something has to be done about
Darfur" fail to realize that the war there is the equivalent of two drunken niggers beating the shit out of each other over a bottle of jenkem: it is not worth our attention. What we need to do is take all the oil out of the country so that human beings can put it to good use and just let the apes do what they're best at: brutally raping and killing each other.

Sources: Wikipedia, National Vanguard, CIA World Factbook.

(c) Nutnice, Master Cartographer, Chimpout Department of Niggerology Studies, 2008