The Chimpout Academy of Niggerology Studies

Do niggers have souls? Do they have any religious beliefs or written religious texts? The Chimpout Faculty of Religious Studies explores the various aspects of nigger religion.

(Thanks to Master Niggerologist Panzer for his invaluable research in providing the photos)

What did the niggers in da muddaland believe in before YT came along? Let's have a look at Tribal nigger religion.

Niggers in da muddaland have no written religious texts, or uniform ritual practices.

Their primitive and animalistic rites are based on animal sacrifice and 'muh dik'.

And this was not just before colonization - this sort of shit still goes on....

Ritual servitude is practiced in Africa where traditional nigger 'priests' take young sheboons in payment for services, or in religious atonement for alleged misdeeds of a family member —almost always a female. In Ghana, it is practiced by a small tribe called Ewe in the Volta region. The sheboons are used for 'muh dik', serve at hard labor without compensation, suffer harsh punishment, and are basically kept as slaves (I don't see any of them axin fo reparashuns an sheeet). If a sheboon runs away or dies, she must be replaced by another sheboon from the fambly. Some young sows in ritual servitude are the third or fourth girl in their fambly suffering for the same crime, sometimes for something as trite as the loss of trivial property. It is still practiced in the Volta region in Ghana, in spite of being outlawed in 1998, and despite carrying a minimum three year prison sentence for conviction. Among the Ewes who practice the ritual in Ghana, the practice is also called trokosi or fiashidi. In Togo and Benin it is called voodoosi or vudusi.

(source Wikipedia)

So basically, for niggers in da muddaland 'religion' is just another excuse for 'muh dik'

Niggers are very superstitious though, and a lot of them believe that there are demons that steal their 'muh diks' - if only that were true

.....this news article is dated 28 April 2008

KINSHASA (Reuters) - Police in Congo have arrested 13 suspected sorcerers accused of using black magic to steal or shrink men's penises after a wave of panic and attempted lynchings triggered by the alleged witchcraft.

Reports of so-called penis snatching are not uncommon in West Africa, where belief in traditional religions and witchcraft remains widespread, and where ritual killings to obtain blood or body parts still occur.

(click here to read the rest)

Another nigger demon doing the rounds is called Popobawa. This demon likes to rape nigger bucks in the ass while they sleep.

The nigger demon even has its own website www.popobawa.net

This is what Popobawa is alleged to look like

Indeed, when the first Christian missionaries arrived in Afreaka, they found it extremely difficult to convert the niggers, seeing as they do not have souls. Which brings us to the next section, nigger 'Christianity' otherwise known as Jeebus niggers.

Jeebus niggers basically bastardize traditional Christianity with nigger elements, such as lots of bongo drumming, dancing and general monkeyshines. They also believe that Jesus was bl@ck - which is total bullshit - see the Nigger Histree Department for evidence of Jesus' real ethnicity.

This is what an Africoon nigger church looks like....basically its just another mud hut, not exactly Westminster Abbey, is it?

And here are some nigger having a proper bongo party - praaaise da Lawd Jeebus!

Nigger Voodoo is an even bigger bastardization of Christianity with more nigger tribal elements, such as chicken or goat sacrifice and a lot more muh dikking. in fact, there is hardly any Christianity in Voodo at all, apart from a pantheon of Catholic saints which have been niggerized.

Here are some voodoo niggers

The first pic is of a voodoo nigger sow biting a poor goat in the neck whilst wallowing in mud. Nice!

They also make dolls and stick pins into them, thinking that will make someone die. I think the nigger who made this doll was trying to kill YT

But the best known element of voodoo niggers is the zombie. Voodoo niggers also believe that they can raise other dead niggers, making them into zombies who obey their beck and call.

This is a picture of an alleged zombie. I think its just a butt ugly nigger.

But how are zombies made? Here is a plausible explanation

To make a zombie, a voodoo practitioner makes a potion that consists of mainly the poison of the pufferfish (one of the strongest nerve poisons known to man, the clinical drug norcuron has similar effects and is used during surgery) that is given to the intended victim. This causes severe neurological damage, primarily effecting the left side of the brain (the left side of the brain controls speech, memory and motor skills). The victim suddenly becomes lethargic, then slowly seems to die. In reality, the victim¹s respiration and pulse becomes so slow that it is nearly impossible to detect. The victim retains full awareness as he is taken to the hospital, then perhaps to the morgue and finally as they are buried alive. Then, at the voodoo practitioner¹s leisure does he come to retrieve the victim, now become a slave.

http://www.themystica.com/mystica/articles/z/zombies.htmlhe come to retrieve the victim, now become a slave,

There are also some Muslim niggers, especially in parts of Africa. Some have formed their own bastardized nigger form of Islam, namely the Nation of Islam niggers! The most well known NOI nigger was good nigger Malcom X who was killed by other niggers because ole' Malc later rejected them. NOI niggers like to dress as if they are going to some sort of nigger prom, and wear sunglasses and bow ties

These niggers believe that the earth and moon were once the same planet and the earth is 76 million years old. The world was previously known as 'Asia' before YT came and oppressed dem po ole niggers, denying them dey culshure an sheeet. Theyalso believe that de white man beez da debbil an sheeet.

Their current leader, Louis Farrakhan has been banned from several European countries because these radical niggers are more anti-semitic than the Nazis! Farakoon has also said "White people are potential humans…they haven’t evolved yet." This is rich, coming from a sub-human ape!

Some more ramblings from this mad nigger....

The Blackman is the original man. From him came all brown, yellow, red, and white people. By using a special method of birth control law, the Blackman was able to produce the white race. This method of birth control was developed by a Black scientist known as Yakub, who envisioned making and teaching a nation of people who would be diametrically opposed to the Original People. A Race of people who would one day rule the original people and the earth for a period of 6,000 years. Yakub promised his followers that he would graft a nation from his own people, and he would teach them how to rule his people, through a system of tricks and lies whereby they use deceit to divide and conquer, and break the unity of the darker people, put one brother against another, and then act as mediators and rule both sides.

(source - Wikipedia)

I wonder what Farakoon has to say about Jewish niggers, though Mind you, they have something in common - Jewish niggers also hate YT and believe that white people are the devil too

The most extreme Jewish niggers are the Bl@ck Hebrew Israelites, who dress up as if they were going to a nigger Halloween party, in a mish mash of Egyptian robes, with Africoon nigger elements and lots of bling. The same can be said for their beliefs - a mish mash of tribal nigger religion, Christianity, Judaism and a lot of YT bashing.

We will end our discussion on nigger religion by discussing Rastafarianism. This nigger religion consists of smoking a lot of dope. They believe that the former emperor of Ethiopia, Haile Selassie, is their God. They wear dreadlocks and look like they have just crawled out from a dumpster - they probably were looking for ganga in it!

Panzer sums up Rasta niggers very well:

Here's what they worship:

Here's what they look like:

And here's what they smell like:

Panzer

So here ends our discussion of nigger religion for now, but we are always looking for more weird nigger sects to add to our collection. So if you would like to submit some information for discussion, come and join the forum at www.chimpout.com - who knows, your contribution to niggerology might end up here!