Understanding the nigger mind - by Chimpout's own Doc Johnson, (PhD in Niggerology).

Often people will ask, "Why does the Nigger do this?" or "Why did the Nigger do that?" It is pretty much akin to asking why dogs bark, why cats climb trees, or why birds fly. They just do -- their primitive brains are hard-wired in a manner that is incompatible with Human logic.

God only knows what really goes on inside the chimp's brain-pan, but we can identify certain behaviors that seem to be consistent among the species:

1) "LOOK-A-ME!" This is the basic 24-hour a day / 7 days a week behavior that the Nigger employs to get attention. This is basically why Niggers wear the most idiotic outfits, have 10 pounds of fake "bling" around their necks, blare their stereos, talk at the top of their voice at all times, etc., etc. It is all a ploy to get noticed and stand out from the other members of the Chimp Pack in an attempt to get food, money, or sex.

2) "GIBS-MUH!" Now that the Nigger has your attention, it will attempt to extort spare change, get free Government Cheese, FEMA checks, or even the rims off of your car. The Nigger, suffering from an inferiority complex by nature, is also perpetually lazy and stupid, and therefore blames all of its problems on Whitey -- seeking free handouts as a never-ending form of compensation for imagined wrongdoings.

3) "MUH-DIK" This is the primary driver of Nigger behavior. Everything to a Nigger revolves around sex -- whether it's with an unwilling victim, farm animals, patio furniture, a Brother on the "Down-Low", or a female member of it's own species. Niggers have an unusually strong sex drive because basically the species would have died out 10's of thousands of years ago if they weren't genetically programmed to screw even the ugliest, most disgusting member of the opposite sex in response to Nature's demand to perpetuate the species.

4) "BLING-BLING": Birds and Rodents are inexplicably drawn to shiny metal objects, and so it is with the Nigger. Just as a Pack Rat will stuff its nest with all manner of useless bits of shiny metal, the Nigger similarly adorns itself and its "crib" with the cheapest, gaudiest glittery metallic crap. Niggers in the Congo are literally walking around on top of raw diamonds and couldn't care less, yet they will sacrifice themselves like Lemmings in an attempt to steal that sweet, and oh so seductive, shiny copper from High Voltage power lines. You could chrome plate a dog turd and somewhere a Nigger would absolutely think it was the greatest thing on earth.

5) "DAT-ASS": The bigger the butt, the better -- even to circus proportions, at least according to the Nigger. Interestingly this is a universal trait among Negroids scattered worldwide. I am at a loss to explain this, other than perhaps, just perhaps, that barely repressed Cannibalistic portion of their disgusting Simian cerebral cortex views their mates as potential sources of food in the even of some type of calamity. When they say, "Damn, Dat ass sho' looks fine" it may have a ulterior, and sinister, motive behind it!

6) "SCALDING HOT WATER": What the hell is it with Niggers and boiling water? It seems to be their weapon of choice when disputes erupt in their domicile, but think about it.... how often do you "just happen" to have boiling water just laying around your kitchen all day long and at all hours of the night??? Don't be fooled -- if you see a Nigger boiling water, trouble will follow. Someone or Something is going to get its ass scalded! As superstitious as these apes are, I think that they really believe that there's an evil Jumbi in the water that they're unleashing onto their victims. "I didn't do nuffin' - deys an evils Jumbi in dey watah dat jus' flew out and burned muh husband while we wuz argueing an' sheet!"

7) "40's and a BLUNT": The Nigger's mutated chimp brain can make quite an internal racket, and they only way that the Negroid can shut the troublesome Inner Chattering Monkey off for awhile is to drown its ass in alcohol and subdue it with drugs. Not a bad plan, as the troublesome "thinking" part of their brains is the one that houses such bothersome emotions such
as "Guilt", "Consequences", "Remorse", "Responsibility", "Planning", "Honesty", "Intellect", "Charity", and a zillion other painfully excrutiating thoughts that can interfere with the normal criminal (i.e., jungle) mental process that the Upright Chimp feels quite at home with.

8) "FRUIT JUICE": Niggers absolutely go ape over any fruit-flavored drink such as Tiki Punch or Kool-Aid. This is hard wired into their chimp brain pan, and like the appendix, appears to be a vestigial remnant from earlier times. The Nigger in the distant past was a lazy, useless scrounger -- finding ripe and rotting fruit on the ground was a major component of their diet being that they were too stupid and lethargic to actually go hunt something. Niggers today survive on free Government Cheese, Welfare, FEMA Checks, and hand-outs from YT, but the Inner Chimp still gets all excited when brightly colored fruit drinks are served and will consume them in gluttonous amounts.

9) "WHITE WIMMINZ": Often people will ask, "Why don't they just stick to their own kind?" The answer is simple -- have you SEEN the females of their species?!! The typical Negroid Sow is commonly a disgusting fat-assed disease ridden baboon which will indiscriminately mate with anything. Even good-looking "Women of Color" such as Halle Barry, Beyonce, and Mariah Carey have been enhanced by copious amounts of Human DNA in their lineage and are more distantly removed from their Negroid roots than they'd care to admit -- but still a lot of make-up and plastic surgery has been used to make them look more Human.

10) "PUBLIC HUGGING": Males of the Negroid species will commonly make a great scene of hugging each other in public places where White Wimminz congregate. This is to draw attention to themselves (typical "Look-A-Me" behaviour) and to make unsuspecting White Females think that Negroes are fun to be around, and that it is OK to touch them. It is not! Girls, don't fall for this trap, Niggers are just Niggers even if bleach them white and send them to Oxford for an education. The Inner Chimp still awaits the right moment, and you will ultimately be raped, murdered, tortured, robbed, burned alive, hacked to death, or any number of other bad endings. Just say No to the Nigger!

11) "UNINTELLIGIBLE GREETINGS": Two Niggers passing each other on a street or sidewalk will loudly utter unintelligible garbage back and forth and walk away smugly as if something important had just happened. It didn't. The Nigger engages in a 24 hour a day effort to set itself apart from the rest of the Chimp Pack in order to be noticed by females, or by pretending it knows something that the others don't in order to give its fragile ego a boost. Typically, in a scenario like described above, Nigger #1 will bellow out something like, "Hey Brutha -- Foobity Hoo, Fu Man Chu, Who Be You, CanYaDigIt?"

The second Nigger, not wanting to admit that it doesn't know what the first Nigger is even remotely talking about will reply in an even louder voice (to draw more attention to itself) "Summuh Fummuh, Shamma Lamma, Sweet Home Alabama, and a SideOrderO'FrenchFries"

The first Nigger, unable to understand a damn thing the second Nigger said, will pretend that it understands perfectly well as to not to appear stupid. It will respond in an even louder voice (again, typical "Look-A-Me" behavior) and utter some more idiotic garbage. Pretty soon, they are both talking at the same time and trying to drown one another out as they continue on their separate ways -- each content that it was the victor in a verbal display of dominance and showmanship, much like two Roosters puffing and strutting around the same yard to impress the females. Stupid Niggers....

12) "EXAGGERATED SENSE OF SELF-IMPORTANCE": Even the scrawniest, most butt-ugly, Lice-infested Nigger with a cold sore on its lip thinks that it is Wesley Snipes, Malcolm X, and Martin Luther King all rolled into one. This exaggerated sense of self-importance is a defensive mechanism that the Negroid adopts at an early age in order to protect itself from having to deal with the truth -- that it is in reality the stupidest, ugliest, lowest form of life on earth.

13) "LARGE SNEAKERS": The Nigger shoe size seems to correspond directly to its age on a "one to one" basis (i.e., an 10 year old Nigger wears a size 10 basketball shoe, an 11 year old Nigger wears a size 11, and so on) which is based partially on physiology and partly on fantasy. Niggers do tend to have large feet, but also try to attract attention to themselves and hope to get some "Muh Dik" by wearing the largest and gaudiest footwear available -- whether they shoplift it, or rob it from another Negroid at gunpoint.

14) "GHETTO LIMP": Inner City Niggers walks with around with a limp in order to give onlookers the impression that they have sustained bullet injuries out there in the mean, cold streets. In fact, many do get shot and die while engaging in TNB. The ones that live are often partially paralyzed and confined to wheelchairs -- the ones limping around either got hurt running from the Police, or trying to break into someone's second story apartment window. The rest are just faking it.

15) "PACK of KOOL MILDS": Contrary to popular opinion, Niggers don't actually buy packs of cigarettes -- they either wait until someone else does and will bum one off of them, or will buy just one single cigarette at a time in order to avoid being "Chumped" by the rest of the local Chimp Pack. The preference for Menthol cigarettes is a universal Negroid trait, perhaps best explained by the fact that when they still had tails they used to swing from Eucalyptus tree to Eucalyptus tree, enjoying those succulent leaves that Menthol comes from -- before Australia finally broke away from the African continent and drifted away.

16) "UNABLE TO DIFFERENTIATE FANTASY FROM FACT": Niggers have an extremely hard time separating what is real from what is not real, which is why they cannot simply sit quietly and watch a movie like everyone else does. The chimp brain lacks sufficient candlepower to understand that the actors on the movie screen or TV set cannot actually hear or see them. This behavior is also commonly seen in many other domestic animals that will suddenly go into "Fight or Flight" type behavior when a National Geographic special comes on, or when a Dog Food commercial is shown.

17) "SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION": For the Nigger, have a car suddenly catch fire and go up in flames while driving is no big deal, in fact it seems to be a fairly common occurance. Similarly too, their living quarters seem to burst into flames alot. Some of it can be blamed on smoking while in bed, other incidents can usually be attributed to the shoddy means by which they repair things -- also known as "Nigger-Rigging" which invariably leads to catastrophic failure.

18) "DISCONNECTED UTILITIES": Yes, this sometimes happens to Humans, but standing in line to get "Da Lectric" or "Da Heat" restored after not paying the utility bills for months on end is a full-time occupation for the Negro. To the Chimpus Americanus it is a downright violation of their rights to actually have to PAY for something, as they have become so accustomed to hand-outs and entitlements they actually think YT owes them everything!

19) "CHIMP PACK": The Chimp Pack denotes a random collection of Negroids that usually assembles for an immediate purpose -- such as Gang Rape, Looting, Intimidation, or 10 against 1 attacks on unsuspecting Humans. Niggers are solely absorbed in their own selfish interests, but will band together as a temporary measure against outsiders. Once the immediate threat has passed, the Chimp Pack will desintegrate once again into a collection of individual Niggers that will try to rob, rape, or kill each other.

20) "RAP MUSIC": Rap music is an expression of the noise that the Inner Chattering Monkey is constantly making inside the Nigger's skull, much like the marble that rolls around inside a can of spray paint. In reponse, the Nigger will attempt to drown the Inner Chattering Monkey in cheap booze, Malt Liquor, or drugs -- often freeing the dangerous "Inner Chimp" which still operates under the Law of the Jungle.

21) "MENTAL ILLNESS": Mental illness is rampant amoungst Niggers, largely because they do not have the brain power to cope with the Higher Brain fucntions that are needed to adapt to Human Society. Laws, Rules, Customs, and Courtesies all take a great deal of brain power to process, and for the Nigger it is all too much. Eventually the chimp brain overheats, and the veneer of civilization that the Nigger wears as a disguise gets stripped off and the true nature of the beast is revealed!2

22) "BREAKFAST AT DENNYS": The ultimate status symbol for a young Negroid is to be seen having breakfast at Denny's Restaurant (Regional variations can include Elias Brothers Big Boy, Shoeney's, and Waffle House) in the company of an attractive young white female whom it presumably spent the night with. When the check arrives the Nigger will recoil in absolute terror, and the naive white girl invariably picks up the bill and leaves the tip. As they drive away, the Nigger will be sprawled out in the passenger side of the girl's vehicle with the seat fully reclined while young Ms. "Too Stupid to Know Any Better" has to pay for gas and drive the worthless Nig around all day. The final insult to Humanity is that the end result is usually an unwanted pregnancy, another mouth for the Taxpayer to feed, and the "Daddy Mack" Nigger nowhere to be found!

23) "LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS": Niggers posses absolutely NO parenting skills, and quite frequently even kill some of their own young. Unfortunately, they usually produce somewhere close to a dozen offspring, with a typical sow producing generally 6 to 10 Niglets from an almost equal number of "Baby Daddys" that refuse to accept any responsibility or provide financial support. While Human couples tend to produce only a small number of children and devote their energies and resources to seeing that they are raised properly, Niggers are biologically programmed to spit out as many bastard miniature shitskins as possible with little regard for who donates the DNA.

24) "POOR ELOCUTION": Simply put -- Niggers can't speak properly. Vocalizing even the simplest of sounds presents a major challenge to the modern day Yard Ape due to its lack of brain power. Speech is a High Level skill that requires the superb mental and physical coordination that is found in Humans and requires a well developed frontal brain lobes. The Nigger is nothing more than a weird Morph Ape with a Beta 2.0 version Chimp Brain upgrade, which is kind of like trying to play Halo II using an old outdated Commodor 64 computer.

25) "SLEEPY NIGGERS": Niggers are by nature night time creatures, and much like cats, will try to sleep at least 18 hours a day. In the wild, the major activities of the Nigger were more or less confined to eating, sleeping, and trying to reproduce. The domesticated Nigger has somewhat of a more complex existence largely due to it's preoccupation with liquor and drugs -- and as a result spends a good deal of time committing crimes to support its habit, and avoiding getting caught by the Police.

26) "SLOW MOTION": Niggers in any public place will move at a snail's pace, particularly if it can delay a Human somehow. The whole purpose of the Nigger's existence (besides crime, drugs, and Muh-Dik) is to get in the White Man's way. Niggers will stop their cars in the middle of the "skreet" just to jabber back and forth like apes because they know someone else will be inconvenienced by it. Fat-assed Sheboons will block an entire Supermarket aisle while smacking their lips on handfulls of free stuff just to slow down a Human shopper. Proverbially, Niggers are pebble in the shoe of Human Progress.