The Chimpout Academy of Niggerology Studies

To enable niggers to achieve good results in mathematics, the high school proficiency math exam has now been amended to reflect black culture. This is a copy of the new exam which will be used in nigger schools everywhere

High School Math Proficiency Exam

Name: _______________________
Gang: _______________________

1. Dwayne has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. If Jamaal has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Leroy for $320 and 2 grams to Raheem for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn’t cut it?

3. Rastus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rastus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. J'QueQue wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Delroy gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4×4. If he has stolen 2 BMW’s and 3 4×4’s, how many Chevy’s will he have to steal to make $800?

6. De'Shawne is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his ho, Shoronda, is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. J'Avone knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has J'Avone knocked up?

9. Daneesha charges $20 for turning a trick. She then spends $300 a day on crack. How many tricks does Daneesha need to turn in order to have $10 left over to get some Kools?

10. LaTrine has got 5 niglets by 5 different babydaddies. The law says that she is entitled to receive $300 per month chile support for each niglet from their father. How much chile support will LaTrine get in total?*

* (This is actually a trick question, and the answer is 0, because as we all know, niggers fuck off once they have impregnated a sow and deny all responsibility).

N.B. In order to make sure that all children are given equal opportunities, regardless of ethnicity, there is no minimum passmark for this exam.