A good niggerologist should be able to understand and communicate

in nigger language. This may prove extremely useful when confronted

by one of these subhuman apes.

Niggers throughout the world have their own way of communicating.

This is usually done through grunting or gestures suck as sucking their teef. Occasionally, they will try and use some sort of nigger version of English,commonly known as Ebonics (or niggerbabble). 

This is just a basic guide, and further information can be found on Chimpedia

N.B The nigger brain has a common problem with conjugating the verb "to be", so they continue to refer to every- thing as "beez"
uh beez, Yo beez, She/He/It beez, We beez, They beez

NOWHATTIMSAYIN? - Used at the end of a sentence.  Denotes a request for understanding from the nigger.  Usually said repeatedly in a conversation

BLING - Like all primates, niggers have a penchant for bright and shiny objects. Nigger-rich coons usually wear a lot of large and chunky gold and diamond jewellery (usually bought with the proceeds of selling crack and hoes) and most probably fake.

MUH BITCH BEEZ EATIN DAT CHIKKIN - His girlfriend or wife is eating chicken, usually the fried variety.

UHZ GOTTA JET - I must leave at an immediately.  The nigger must bail out his girlfriend or wife for selling crack and/or other toxic substances deemed inappropriate, lethal, and/or dangerous to society.

UHZ GOT YO BACK - Denotes a false sense of protection by one nigger buck to another.  The buck stating this will often flee the scene in immediate danger because the nigger sub-human ape is known for it's footspeed, after practising running away from lions in the jungle for thousands of years.

WHITEY, CRACKER, WHITEBREAD, HONKY - Adjectives used to describe a caucasian individual.  There is no need to call the offending coon a nigger, junglebunny, jigaboo, coon, yard ape, wog, moon cricket or porchmonkey.  This will usually cause the nigger to chimp out.

DOG - Not the domesticated mammalian which barks.  Used to denote other nigger bucks

OG - Old Gangsta. Used in the ghetto.  Denotes authority in a territorial gang of nigger bucks.  Be aware that the nigger who is an OG is armed and dangerous.  The nigger known as an OG will most likely being carrying a firearm (semi-auto), and a cell-fo (usually with blutoof enabled)

YO, HOMEY, LET'S PLAY HOOPS - Hello, fellow nigger, Let us play basketball.  Young bucks are notorious for playing basketball.  Infact, many niggers on welfare obtain (usually by theft or the proceeds of drug money) $200 shoes and hit the court nightly.

SMOKE HIM, FOO - Shoot him, friend. Used in ghetto culture to denote a killing of another nigger.

YOU BE TRIPPIN', FOO- Your are paranoid, friend.  May have other meanings denoted by monotone in voice, eg;  You fucked up.

MY BAD - My mistake. The nigger often makes mistakes.  If the nigger is fluent in ebonics, he will certainly use MY BAD.  

DISSIN' - Disrespecting a nigger.  An insult. Also; TO BE DISSED, YOU DISSIN' ME AN SHEEET?, et al.

YO MAMA - Your guess is as good as ours.  Maybe the nigger finds your mother attractive, or the nigger thinks that by insulting your mother that he is insulting you.  Maybe Jamal should take a course in human genetics as insults cannot travels telepathically through mother to child.

CHRONIC - Used to denote marijuana.  Synonym is used in gangsta rap songs.  

DEY GONNA GET DEY ASS SHOT UP - They are going to be shot repeatedly.  The nigger ghetto culture blatantly encourages violence against rival niggers, and especially against humans.

GAT - Gun.  Very Archaic. As known, many young nigger bucks are notorious for owning stolen firearms.

DIS SHIT BEEZ WHACK - This situation is not correct. The nigger cannot articulate a situation from a bowel movement. Many sentences in Ebonics are therefore followed by the suffix 'AN SHEEET'.

MUH JIMMY/JOHNSON BEEZ WHACKED - My penis is not functioning properly.

GET MUH SWERVE ON - Get laid or have sex.  The nigger's brain is in its genitals, (see our department of science for reference about this). The nigger thinks that having a grossly enlarged penis makes it attractive to 'WHITE WIMMIN'. The nigger is too stupid to realize that other animals, such as horses or donkeys have much larger reproductive organs.

GET MUH GRUB ON - Eating. The nigger diet usually consists of watermelon, ribs, and fried chicken. The African tribes often eat goat blood and fat, or other niggers and sometimes an unfortunate human who may wander into their village.

RIDE - Automobile.  Many niggers steal cars and take them for joyrides.  As niglets and teeniggers, they gain practice by stealing your bike.

DA BOMB - It is the greatest thing since cornbread.  Since the niggers were not allowed to drop atomic bombs in WWII, they now refer to things they like as the bomb.  Too bad radiation didn't filter in the ghetto.

UH BEEZ HANGIN' IN MUH CRIB - I am sitting in my dwelling. Many niggers refer to their domicile as a crib because when breast feeding they often sat in their crib's masturbating to images of their mother's breasts. This Oedipic behaviour could also explain why niggers refer to one another as MUDDAFUKKA, sometimes abbreviated to MOFO.

WHERE BEEZ DA HOES MANG - Where are the prostitutes, good citizen?  Many niggers get high on a substance deemed toxic and pick up prostitutes because their wives and/or girlfriends are pimped by other niggers.

STEP OFF - Back down.  Many niggers off buildings every year if they are not pushed off of them by fellow niggers.  STEP OFF denotes a request from one buck to another to please be calm. 

HOMIE - Friend.  One nigger may have homo erotic feelings for his friend and want to take him home. Back in the late 70's during the explosion of street gangs, many nigger bucks experimented with homosexuality.  This practice is still prevalent amongst niggers serving time in nigger college. Another way this phrase could have come about is through crackhouses.  Many niggers sell crack, so their fellow niggers at the crackhouse were known as homies.

G-FUNK/THANG - G denotes gangsta.  Since many teeniggers are in gangs, and hardly bath, they smell funky.  If someone is called G-THANG, they are often gangsta whores as many young sheboons are promiscuous from about age 10.

BRACE YOSELF FOO' - Prepare yourself for anything, my nigger friend.  It is estimated that a nigger is shot every three seconds (keep it up, niggers!), and the buzzphrase is BRACE YOSELF FOO'.  The nigger who is shooting says this as he points his firearm at point blank range and shoots the other nigger.

WORD TO YA MOMMA - I understand what you are saying to me.  The reference to a mother denotes a nigger's affection for his mother or his friend's mother.  Most nigger bucks have fathered at least 3 children before age 23.

WORD UP - Again, I understand.  Ebonics grammatic construction usually throws the preposition to the end. If you speak correct English, you know this is incorrect.

KICKIN IT WIV DE HONEYS - Staying at home with a nigger sow, usually engaging in some sort of mating ritual.  

KEEPIN IT REAL - I am keeping myself from human influence.  In other words, I am engaging in non-stop TNB.

PEEP DIS SHEEET - Look at this.  Many niggers stare at an object aimlessly for minutes or hours. T

LAY BACK IN DA CUT- Sit in the car out of sight.  If one nigger is robbing the Maxi-Mart and his get-a-way driver is in the parking lot, the robber will say this to the driver so he will not get nervous when DA POPO (the police) comes to arrest them.

PEACE OUT - Goodbye until I see you again, be careful where you may go.  Again, the nigger construction throws the preposition to the end.  Denotes a false sense of caring.  The nigger often gets into unsafe situations with other nigger, and this results in an increase in crime rates.  

IN DA HOUSE - I am present, commence the activities of crime, fornication, and drug abuse.  

WHOP YO ASS - I will assault you until I render you un- conscious.  Denotes a threat from one nigger to another.  Many negroes beat each other unconscious everyday and cause many injuries. Whitey has them to thank for health insurance rates going up.

There may be the odd time where you could be faced by a feral nigger, and you need to make yourself understood before you get understood. The ape might think that you are one of its homies in disguise, and leave you alone. That is why it is recommended to use the Ebonics translator as a survival tool.