Location: Caribbean Sea
Capital: Kingston
Population: 2,804,332
GDP (Total): $20.67 billion (not bad...for niggers!)
GDP Per Capita: $7,700 (mostly from drug sales)
Ethnic/racial groups: 90% niggers; 1.5% East Indian, 0.4% White, 7.3% Mixed
Main Industries: Tourism, mining, drug-running, TNB, crime
Map of Jamaica. The gray shaded areas represent piles of dead niggers who have died in gang-related shootouts.
Unlike the tourism commercials you might have seen on TV, Jamaica is not a land of "One Love" where you can come to "feel alright". It's actually more of a land of "Many Coons" where you can come to "feel what it's like to be stabbed by a drug-addicted nigger".
Before Columbus discovered Jamaicoon in 1494, the island was inhabited by the Taino indians, who must be now rolling in their graves upon seeing the total mess their island has become. The Spanish governed Jamaica until 1655, when the British took over. As commonly happened in the New World, the Europeans went a little nuts importing niggers from Africa to work as slaves, and the island ended up with a sizable coon majority. Jamaica became an independent coontry in 1962. Almost immediately, the raging TNB of the stupid yard apes began to wreck the country's economy. Have niggers ever managed an economy successfully, anywhere?
Jamaican conga line. Or is that "coon-ga" line?
Jamaica's modern history has been marked by violence. The niggers, however, are very versatile. Some of the violence is connected to street crime. Some of it is related to criminal gangs. Some violence has been political, with gangs loyal to different parties and candidates shooting and beating each other routinely. And some of the violence is just plain TNB. In 2005, Jamaica was proud to have the world's highest murder rate. You'd think niggers who smoke that much weed would be a bit more mellow.
Jamaican gang member. He gonna cap yo ass, mon.
Jamaica has a very interesting culture, if by "interesting" you really mean ridiculous, contemptible and frightening. Jamaicoons invented many rich forms of popular music, such as mento, ska, rocksteady, reggae and dancehall (or basically one kind of music with 50 different names). They also created the religion of Rastafarianism, which consists of hating whites, growing disgusting dreadlocks and smoking pot. Rastas also believe that the late Emperor Haile Selassie of Ethiopia (who died in 1976), is literally God (LOL!). On the plus side, their doctrine encourages niggers to go back to Africa, the "promised land". Good luck with that, niggers.
What passes for art in Jamaica.
If you are foolish enough to voluntarily go on vacation to this niggerfuxated hellhole, there are some things you need to do: stay in your hotel, don't buy drugs from anyone, don't talk to any of the niggers, don't go out at night, don't make eye contact, don't let a nigger "take you to his house" to "meet his sister", don't make any sudden movements, and stay away from the cops. If you can do all this, you can decrease your chances of being brutally raped and murdered by about 10%. Despite having strict gun laws, gun violence in Jamaica is sky high. Which goes to show what intelligent humans have long known: well-intentioned laws don't work on niggers.
Jamaica's most famous nigger citizen is the late reggae "musician" Bob Marley (who was half-white anyway). Despite his obvious talent for making great music to smoke dope to, he was a total dumbass, whose incomprehensible rants on spiritual and political topics exposed the deficiency of his ganja-rotted brain. His music, t-shirts and other merchandise may add up to nearly 70% of Jamaica's gross domestic product.
In the end, Rastafarianism may be Jamaica's only hope: in specific, the Rasta belief that niggers need to all go to Africa. After all, the only way this benighted island is to have a future, is if all the niggers pack up and go somewhere else.
