A land of tranquil turqoise beaches with white sand, delicious food and abundant wildlife. A true tropical paradise. One of the richest tropical nations in the world. These are the things Haiti would be if the niggers hadn't ruined it.
Haiti holds the distinction of being the second independent nation of the Americas, after the USA. Guess which one turned out better? Haiti was one of France's most prosperous colonies, and they began developing it in earnest in the 17th century, with sugar cane becoming the main industry. Unfortunately, the French packed their colony with too many nigger slaves. In 1791, the niggers started rebelling, unleashing a cataclysmic bongo party in which they brutally killed every white person they could find; this included impaling babies and carrying them atop their spears into "battle". Once the niggers were done killing, raping and breaking and burning everything, they declared Haiti independent in 1804. The people on the eastern side of the island of Hispaniola, said "fuck this shit" and eventually created the independent Dominican Republic.
Another beautiful day in Haiti.
Haiti proceded to go through heads of state the way most niggers go through sexual partners: quickly and violently. In 1811, some nigger named himself King Henri I, and in 1849, some other nigger declared himself Faustin I, Emperor of Haiti. This was done so that Haitians could say that WE HAZ KEENGS LIKE THE EGYPTSHUNS AN SHEEET! Political instability was laughably common, with bucks overthrowing each other seemingly twice a day; from 1911 to 1915, there were six different Presidents. This kind of disorder made the United States nervous about its foolish investments there, and sent Marines to establish order in 1915. They ended up staying until 1934, by which time they had built almost all of Haiti's paved roads (before 1915, rural Haiti had only 3 miles of usable road), plus schools, hospitals, government buildings, a police force, etc. Almost as soon as the Americans left, everything went to shit again. The US military would have to come back in 1994 to prevent more chimpouts from spinning out of control
(they shouldn't have bothered).
Haitian President Rene Preval campaigning for votes.
Contrary to popular belief, Haitian niggers don't speak French, but a corrupted version of it that no one else in the world speaks. They call this Kreyole or Creole (also known as French Niggerbabble). Haiti is well known for being the home of voodoo, a type of black magic that Haitian niggers swear actually works and accomplishes things that would normally be possible only through hard work. The chimps will attempt to scare you with voodoo, thinking humans are as stupid as they are and share their childish faith in the magical power of chicken blood, rocks and chanting. Another famous Haitian creation is the zombie: a lumbering, mindless, supposedly "undead" person that obeys its master's commands. Upon closer inspection of so-called zombies, you will quickly find out that these moaning, slowly moving, death-smelling creatures are actually just regular living niggers displaying typical behavior.
The niggers in Haiti have chopped down almost all the trees to make charcoal, which they use to cook delicious mud pies. Because of this, the country is 98% deforested and the soil is now largely infertile. The apes depend almost totally on foreign aid just to survive, as they could not grow their own food even if they wanted to. There is almost no tourism, little industry and epidemic levels of crime, poverty and AIDS (duh). Haiti is a perfect example that no matter where niggers are, whether in Africa or the Americas, if they are allowed to run things on their own, the result is invariably the same: EPIC FAILURE.
Sources: Wikipedia, National Vangard, CIA World Factbook.
(c) Nutnice, Master Cartographer, Chimpout Department of Niggerology Studies, 2008
