Ethiopia

Capital: Addis Ababa

Location: East Africa

Population: 78,254,090

Ethnic groups: Niggers

GDP, Total: $69.099 billion

GDP Per Capita: $823 (ranked 175th)

Main industries: Umm...ah, well...uhhmmm... .

What we now know as Ethiopia goes back to prehistoric times; not surprisingly, the country is still basically in the Stone Age. Niggers and their defenders like to pretend Ethiopia had a huge, important empire around Biblical times. While Ethiopians were generally more advanced than the jungle niggers which lived in the more southern parts of Africa, most of their 'advancement'--which consisted ofsome castles and churches--was due to Arab influence. One field in which they never advanced was apparently that of feeding themselves.

In 1896, at the battle of Adowa, Italy suffered the embarrassment of being defeated by the Ethiopian niggers. This disgrace would be rectified in 1936, when Mussolini's troops completely pwned the spear-chucking chimps with airplanes and poison gas. From 1930 to 1974, Ethiopia was ruled by King Haile Selassie. Jamaican niggers considered him a living God, which goes to show what copiousamounts of ganja will do to the already feeble nigger brain. Selassie was ousted in 1974 by the Communist niggers of the DERG, who saw Selassie's riches and said "GIBS MUH DATT!!". It isbelieved that the leader of the Nigger Commies, Mengistu Haile Mariam, strangled the old nigger king to death, doing the only good deed of his entire life.

Current Ethiopian Prime Minister, Menes Zelawi.

In the early 80's, the Ethiopians were all starving and were yelling to the rest of the world "WE BEEZ HUNGRY AND SHEEET!!", so a bunch of shitty "rock-stars" got together and recorded that crappy"We Are The World" single. And guess what? Even after all the money that was raised, the niggers were still starving, and are still starving today. Ethiopia has gone to war several times with fellow African train-wreck, Somalia. It is believed the reason for the conflicts was a dispute over half a sandwhich. Or maybe it had something to do with Muh Dikk, you just never know with niggers. Ethiopia also lost part of its territory in the 1990s, when Eritrea seceded and became an independent nation. Apparently, Eritrea somehow thought it would be better to starve to death as an independent nation.

Today, Ethiopia is very much like the rest of the Afreakan continent: a fucking mess of starvation, AIDS and violence.

Sources: Wikipedia, National Vanguard, CIA World Factbook.